[This post was taken from a blog in my opinion, unique in the Italian network: www.ilmessia.blogspot.com ... Good reading]
After being kidnapped by the pope and brought to room 101 of the Ministry of Love in the Vatican (I can assure you that inside the room 101 There is only happiness, much happiness in the room 101), I realized what my mission. My purpose here is to create a new man, which gives a clean break with relativism: we can not choose which concepts of our sacred religion (do not say that you are not Christian you are but in reality it you have not yet understood . Otherwise, how is it that the Christians in Italy to decide for those who is not?) follow and which not, we need to create a Christian man to 100%, a homo cristianus.
First, the homo cristianus is immune from the deadly sins.
THROAT! We can not seek pleasure through delicacies. Do not look for refined foods. Homo cristianus fact feeds pills.
The IRA! Woe to get angry! One line will the car? Apprezzalo Well, he wanted to give you a work of art and has engraved on your side. He even signed! And then the referee will have had its reasons to cancel the 90th goal for your team in the Champions League final!
Lust! Homo cristianus mates only to procreate. You know what happens to your mood when you pass a few months without a sound nailed, but religion is more important. So homo cristianus is always in a bad mood, except when he just procreated. But it is good. The important thing is that the bad mood does not lead to anger. And do not dream of eating chocolate to compensate for the lack of love. At most pill in cocoa.
ENVY! See Buffon. Look at his girlfriend. NO! Homo cristianus not envy. Because if the test would mean that you could go to lust, but spurred by a surge of faith give up, then falling in anger, or risk going back to the throat and pills cocoa.
The SLOTH! Homo cristianus not refer anything, always decide everything at once. When he wakes up on Sunday morning, if it does not leap out of bed at least one meter and twenty-three calls for forgiveness.
When you have the opportunity to buy Parmalat bonds he is a slave of unnecessary hesitation: he refers to things.
THE PRIDE: Homo cristianus watch big brother and thinks "is just an impression, I'm not better than them. Oh look, do not know who was Garibaldi. Well certainly there will be something that I do not know and she did. "
Greed! Should not be saved if not by necessity. Homo cristianus not flatter you by fallacious reasoning as" now I do not need saving, but maybe tomorrow ... "or" why not spend it all when I need it? ". The church offers a convenient service for the disposal of surplus money to people who do not want to save to avoid greed.
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