Thursday, April 26, 2007

Fart Fantsy Stacey Fields Free

- Fourth and Fifth Stage Awards nomination

Two new categories for Stage Awards, the succession of donated discutubili internship offers from the network that would be hilarious if it were true.

Award "I do not want the moon mica, but the sun and stars" :
"the objective of the internship will be to conceive and create the website dedicated to Business TV solutions and communications services video media. Together with the candidate will be designed for communication and implementation of corporate website and the material information necessary to show the best platform. We intend to build content video and multimedia presentations to communicate the potential of the solution. The candidate will then design a solution for integrated communications conducted - a design concept - the content - the section of the website. We are looking for a junior designer with knowledge of the major software applications for the creation of a website and characterized by media. "
Reason: "for trying to tie an intern a job worthy of a senior, identifying the 'Goals' of the Stage (free) is not in the training of the candidate, but in the interest of the agency." With this in mind we decided to give this announcement the prize "gall."

And the last but not least (I imbalance, is my favorite) ...


Award "resistance to stress (even for reading the ad)" , "appearance is everything" , "so you do not pay" and "because the stage is beckoning you with training the carotene intake " :
services firm for communications, select no. A female intern. The resource will address the incoming mail sorting, filter calls that are received on site, alongside Hostess-Promoters responsible for the selection, contact human resources and contract management and customer, will play back-office tasks and active support in the management of large corporate events or otherwise. We require: strong dialectical skills, excellent organizational skills and excellent knowledge mastery PC, office suite, email, internet good susceptibility to interpersonal flexibility in working hours ability to work as a team appreciated the resistance to stress fluent English spoken and written at least high school diploma Drivers ages 20 - 25 years seriousness and confidentiality dynamic trluy . The internship will last from 3 to 6 months, with the possibility of recruitment, therefore question internship. There are no reimbursements. Please send Curriculum Vitae with pictures. The Curriculum without photos will not be taken into account.
Reason: "for having suggested to the candidate a free hell, where his nerves will be put to the test, to have contradicted any rules (however vague) on stage, they become learning not for the presence of a tutor who follows the student, but for the vague prospect of an assumption, for pointing out the photo, and then the appearance, as the basic requirement for the assessment of the candidate, even if it promises a use as a supermodel, had not even planned for a refund, for recommending to abstain when the wasters wasters do not respond to such offers, but they write them, for not even apologize to readers, and most importantly, the unemployed, for a such offer. "

The organization of the Stage Awards sincerely thanked the agency for such a pearl, and took leave of his audience waiting to find other items of the same caliber. The hope is therefore not to create new editions soon.

Meanwhile Vote, Vote, Vote!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Pain Nose Bridge Swelling

- Second and Third Stage Awards nomination

New Appointment with the Stage Awards, a competition that rewards the most absurd and degrading offer of "work" kindly offered by Network Following the two very prestigious categories in the race today.

Award gall:
Wanted graphic / commercial maximum 28 years, able to work independently on programs such as PhotoShop, CorelDraw and minimal knowledge of DreamWeaver. Appreciate good looking and good dialectical capacity, own car. Specify the preference between part-time and full-time.

Reason: "for requesting between the lines previous experience in a bid to stage it should be (in a perfect world) a timid approach of the first young people in the world of work"


Award " gentil concession:
1) looking for a showroom / intern or even to his early experiences working for the campaign period with the role of sales assistant showroom.

2) Graphics / or first experience with knowledge of Photoshop, Illustrator, Freehand, InDesign, with great passion, creativity, technique and determination.

Reason: "for pointing out that the trainee can" also "be his first experience" Candidates of 26 years with decades of experience will, however, some favorites ...

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Worth To Become A Dentist

- the first application

today inaugurate a new section, the Stage Awards - the "best" offers of work from the Internet presents
Here is the first application, stating the reasons:

Award "so on and so forth" :
Communication Agency requires students to Stage as Copywriter - Graphic Designer - Art Director - Assistant Account (FRA ING languages TED written and spoken) - Web Programmer - Web Designer.
Reason: "to be managed with a single listing, free of charge to rebuild the entire staff of the Agency."
Recall that, in compliance, the agency should have at least 30 employees to meet the trainee ratio of 1 every 5 employees.

At the start the voting!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tattoos Over Stretch Marks

Uses and abuses of half training / 3

Continuing analysis of the Ordinance and subsequent amendments, catches the eye another article, not only slyly glissando, but sometimes broken in a clamorous. Employers can accommodate trainees in relation to the business, the following limits:

a. companies with no more than five permanent employees, a trainee;

b. with a number of permanent staff of between six and nineteen, no more than two trainees at the same time,

c. with more than twenty permanent employees, trainees in no more than ten percent of those employees at the same time.

How many times we happened to observe firms populated by interns beyond the limits allowed by law? And how come no body control to prevent such situations?

scrolling the articles in the decree is nowhere any reference to possible assumptions at the end of the stage, no justified if we consider the internship as a pure moment training, and do not abuse tended to replace "legally" apprenticeship, paid and performed in full optical recruitment. The common formulas "possible inclusion at the end of the stage" to put mo 'of window dressing in the queue many ads are so misleading footnotes in most cases, not required by law and held only enticed the candidate looking for a of certainty post-internship. The companies that really take on interns are actually very few.

What to do? The law should be clearer in many places, particularly in limiting the internship period to the university or the months immediately after graduation (in that case with a refund required) to avoid the systematic replacement of the apprenticeship. For our part, we can decide whether to reject or make fun of us, even painfully, offers an interesting appearance in the name of a series of rights that applied to the stage wildly trampling shameless. As we have seen, the gratuity of the stage, in the light of the original spirit of the law is fully correct. It is not under the circumstances. So boycott unpaid internships may be the first step towards the undermining of a system not affected by crafty interpretations. Because, after all, the work must pay. Always.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

How To Read Safeway Pregnancy Test

Uses and abuses of half training / 2

Too bad that a rule broadly shared ends up making the case of companies, large or small, looking for stop-gap roles are very heterogeneous and, in the absence of another, would constitute an output in terms of money. Nothing better than an intern from "form" to fill these pieces, sometimes even marginal cost to zero or nearly so.

And speaking of training, placements are made on the basis of special agreements between the promoters and the public and private employers. At the convention, which may involve several internships, it is attached a training and orientation for each placement, including:

a. objectives and modalities of providing training for students in connection with the training courses conducted at the premises of origin;

b. the names of the guardian appointed by the promoter and the company;

c. the identification of insurance referred to in Article 3;

d. the duration and the period of performance of internship;

e. the corporate sector input.

short, a sort of training program that the company would be required to observe during your internship. In fact, with the exception of vague references to duties and safeguards (insurance-only) of the trainee, these points are rarely reported in black and white, with inevitable loss of the subject in question, often completely unaware of the tasks that lie ahead and the very purpose of the Stage. Continue



Monday, April 16, 2007

Are Doral Tires Expensive?

Uses and abuses of a half training / 1

It will perhaps be understood by those of the general idiosyncrasy this blog to the institution-stage and, in particular, its specious engagement in the socio-economic Italian. As if to say, we like to do different italioti, anyway ... The complaints relate to interns essentially common points, the total lack of training, allocation of degrading tasks, sometimes non-existent through reimbursements. In the face of increasingly common extreme situations, the desire to see clearly is necessarily based on an analysis of texts, those, I mean, that should guide a firm hand with practical application. As often happens, however, the law is incomplete and, worse, subject to numerous interpretations, needless to say used by companies to take easy as economic loopholes.

Born as an antechamber of the work, to be activated especially for university study not yet completed the practical training or internship (pronounced in French, please!) Had to be the intent of training issued a sort of buffer between studies and work and not a replacement for the classic, and paid apprenticeship. According to the decree n.142 of March 25, 1998, issued by the Ministry of Labour and Social Security, " to achieve moments of alternate study and work in the educational processes and to facilitate the professional choices through direct knowledge of the job market, internships are promoted training and orientation in favor of persons who have completed compulsory education under the law of December 31, 1962, No 859. " Clear, no? This is only a real "school work" in many ways even desirable in a school system too often disconnected from the actual reality of the working world. The total lack of references to reimbursement of expenses should therefore be viewed in this way. We were never paid to go to school? No, quite the opposite ...

Continue

Sunday, April 15, 2007

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The future lies elsewhere ...

Delo, in "Young people do not want to work!" gave us a very significant comment that we have deemed worthy of the homepage. The report in its entirety:
"Young. nothing worse than feeling call it .. when you feel him ninety years. Young people: we have the world in his hands, the future all the projects between our fingers. and instead we are anonymous figures that drag into silence in a precarious life. It is not just work. We're off, crushed by the daily nonsense. Not all. Obvious. between those who live there and smiles ringtones colored nails and I screwed up. And there are those who feel uncomfortable a puppet, manipulated by a system that should be reset. I would also like another life. I want a well paid job, I would like to legality, I would respect. I would not always be so. I want to laugh too. Precarious means only one thing: lack of planning. Do not arrive over the next week. Let's hear it. We do not have many choices. Let's hear it. Shit we are really so many. "
I can only agree fully. It is rooted in a belief that young people should be an expression of vitality and hope for the future. Of course, if you do not have them that they still have your whole life ahead and, presumably, all the illusions still intact! Well, it's time to think about this: young people do not believe and not hope for more. Whoever is guilty, must be met: the company seemed impossible. A friend of mine, which will shortly celebrate the "silver engagement," he surprisingly announced that he changed his plans and postpone until a later date his marriage: "You know, we gain little and insecure, how can we keep? ". Great good question. I think if the put a lot of people. There are too many unknowns in everyone's life. Too many uncontrollable variables. What time the job becomes one of them is just too much. Postpone their plans of life (getting married, having children, buying a house or car, plan a future bright and cloudless horizon of anxiety or uncertainty) not for their own demerits, but due to a system that seeks the benefit of few at the expense of stability of many is unacceptable. Delo reported the problem working on a deeper level, within. There are only removing the work "stable". We are removing the desire to plan and carry out projects, especially in the long term. Some people may like arrabatta, trying to ignore the seriousness of the situation (some of us can do), and who tries to get out of quicksand, making escape this continually stretched as it is towards the coveted goal of the "future better, at least in part to control and within his power. Maybe it's time to realize that we are stealing their lives. Maybe it's really time to say "enough". But no "elder" would never fight for lost causes or for seemingly unattainable goals. So, in spite of everything, let us remember that we are young. Riappropriamoci of our dreams and our programs. And, even if they are out of fashion, we start to think that the future is in our hands. Maybe things will change. I hope so. Yeah, "hope" is a step forward ...

Saturday, April 14, 2007

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My Dear Cat ...

Mirko Gatto is a very good boy, although, occasionally, sends me chain letters that I do a little 'hard to bear.
So I sent him an e-mail.

"Dear Cat ...

If I come back to send chain letters, starting from the next day when I opened the mail to you the following things:
After one day, your hair will start to take the thickness of a cable from the galleon and it will be impossible to walk because of the excessive weight of your head.
After two days, your hands begin to wave praising metal, such as \\ m /, you can not help it.
After three days, your mom will tell you that you have been found in Lidl in a case of Fink Brau and that was a total dance the story of the stork.
After four days, the president Ozzy Osbourne dichiarirà outlaw music Tunca, announcing the closure of all of your entertainment places.
After five days, your voice becomes shrill as that of Platinette and will be the subject of general derision.
After six days, for a geezer postal items are delivered to your home bearers of bad luck, like cats blacks, scales and timetables under which they pass on the Friday always falls on the seventeenth. On the seventh day you'll be
quietly walking through the wide streets of Magreta when a truck stopped next to you, mysteriously, will be reversed and disperse all its content of molasses on you. Then, the farmer Alberto Frigeri, back from a hard day's work in the fields will not prevent the overthrow of his seed cart. In which, while Mrs Morbidelli, from her balcony, her empty pillow goose feather, not noticing your presence. So you're a battuffolo a certain size, molasses, corn, feathers and pens. So, wandering through your town you will be mistaken for the monster Tabina (Stefano Buffagni) and you will be imprisoned for having disturbed the public peace.

Dear Cat, I hope have been exhaustive in explaining what fate will be waiting for me if other chains will come from you.

With the most cordial greetings and friendly.

Gabbro "

E @

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Young people do not want to work! Du iu

Sometimes I think the sense of hearing is a traitor and rebel. The view, by comparison, is an adoring puppy, not disrespect, it leaves no direct object. Hearing no. He takes every sound, every stimulus, even the most annoying or the most annoying. Whether we like it or not. To get rid of not just turn his face. So when you travel on public transport, in contact with total strangers in the memory is lost as soon as you arrive at your destination, happen to hear pretty much everything. Also irritating speeches. Yesterday, during a train trip happened: four ladies, who did not even have the excuse of old age, complained of young people. "They do not want to work, spend their days watching television, and then you do not understand why the world is falling apart." In these cases docet Dante: "Do not treat yourself to them but look and pass." Sure, but the Merry Wives made me think about a widespread belief that I am not even an order: that the work exists and that the unemployed are likely to blame them. I spent months and months to send cv to agencies and businesses, believes that a degree taken "in progress" and with the highest marks, coupled with three years of work experience counts for something. Balle! Better this way: if I knew what to expect I would have spent many years in the cotton wool university. "It is possible that you can not find work," my mother repeated to me "you're not really trying." It reminded me that we must be content that the mess is hard for everyone, that I moved in my part because there was no work and are stupid to pay rent in a city dear to make the unemployed. Absolutely right. One finally arrives Stage. An internship does not work. The precise because the two are, in my view that is ill-suited to the current reactionary legislation, quite distinct: we work to make money, otherwise it is voluntary. We arrive at the description of the much coveted Stage: 8 hours per day of "stagismo" degrading and not paid. No prospects, since the agency did not assume, no fee, but I had to take lunch at the bar and pay me the means. Moral of the story: my mother has reviewed all of his beliefs and told me to let go. When reality exceeds imagination. And the four travelers Merry Wives? Well, maybe you have known some young man who spends the day watching TV (but there is still the viewer?), but perhaps someone should explain to them that, given the way things are going, it is more profitable to stay at home in slippers to give a free stage and hopeless ...

Friday, April 13, 2007

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happens more often to encounter, including newspapers and TV, whining in common by humanity for sorting and varies around the approximate form taken by many CVs sent to companies. Trivial typing errors accompanied with blatant grammatical blunders, all cloaked by a layout maybe not quite to European curriculum, are zealous to that of HR one more reason to throw away the hopes of the poor and ignorant candidate. All understandable, for charity, but why not take a look on the other side of the fence, in no man's land where trained monkeys, apparently locked in basements poorly ventilated areas, draw up job worthy of a gallery of horrors? Horned and clubs, the unemployed looking for a decent future are thus forced to read gems of unintentional microcomicità. The Pearl of the week, drawn from the cauldron of Infojobs and elaborated by Vedior (compliments ...), there is signaled by Ceci:

looking for a company operating in publishing a chart that has attained at least 3 years experience in the field. The candidate will be responsible for newspaper layout, must have good knowledge of the following Methods: makintosc, fotoshop, illustrator, indesine. It offers a one-year contract. Area: Milan south

Sure, why not also require Uindous, or Fairfox Pauerpoint? Pauerpoint s useless, the better the whole package ... Öffis

Thursday, April 12, 2007

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We are all busy ...

Finally I found out! For months I was tormented by a dilemma: how is it that the media continue to argue that the unemployment rate is going down while I and many people around me, unfortunately, continue to be wholly or partly for a walk? The answer came to me quite unexpectedly, while attending the new program, Fabio Volo, "French Italian". A component Isfol (Institute for the training of workers) said that our beloved unemployment rate is actually declining, because you just do the odd jobs to be counted among the employed. The reason is obvious: the labor market has changed, but the indicators taken to calculate the real situation were not in step. And so a part-time, either horizontal or vertical, just sad to leave the circle of the unemployed, but not enough to just make ends meet. I finally removed any doubt. I feel enriched. But one question has stayed with me: who does an internship is occupied or unoccupied? Personal experience I have no doubt about the substance. The trainee often does a remarkable job, not always inferior to the salary but certainly more degrading: it is located to perform all the activities that the boss would never dream, even for preservation instinct, of delivering benefits to employees, besides the work for which it was taken (by making coffee with photocopies). In the face of television programs that present them as idiots and kids-nothing, in search of training credits for faculty of dubious value. The stage, as visitors can tell the past, is a "work": you make the "bunch" and generates wealth for the company. But in You really does not matter, since you, "Young True" (as in say Bisio "Alfonso 2000"), you're there to learn, not to be squeezed like a lemon, and if you're not in the game there are hundreds of your peers are ready to become juice for you. Ok, it's ranks. But since I bring you a profit, at least give me a refund, and if you ask & experience autonomy is obvious that it will be a real job, without "trial periods" (medieval heritage limited to those who have years of experience to be enforced) or apprenticeships (there are, but why use them when they impose a wage by law?). After this long digression, I return to my question: are the stages of the forms of employment? Because if so we are proud of our high level of foreign social and economic welfare: estimating that in principle are free or reimbursement of expenses, could be regarded as "occupation" even hobbies, not to mention the voluntary ... between trainees and then, fans of football, cinema, painting, crafts, card games, bowling, etc.. Italian unemployment rate is close to 0. In short, we die of hunger, but at least keep up the national pride!

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Snapshot.

I had already given enough in the" famous "Classroom Teaching of English.
Two and a half hours I had destroyed the PC side.
Manco had spent the time watching the little women nude , I thought.
was Wednesday.
The piadineria was closed.
As usual I went to the pizzaria.
Set menu: or Margaret, or Naples.
The pizzas were not as large as normal ones, but not as small as the usual pizzas.
I call them "Pizzotti.
Two and Ceres, did the landlord, who then was a simple pizza.
Basso, quick, deftly wielding the blade and within minutes my meal was ready and steaming. Then it was also very attractive to the condition of half a stone that would give me the beer.
Strangely, the silence of the living room.
There was no one sitting at the tables, except for a middle-aged man.
On the front of her, she held a crumpled can of Heineken. His
Pizzotti was open, above the tray. The cool was doing.
He had a slight dusting of beard on a face anonymous, such as one sees so many around.
His hands were ungenerous, stocky, stout shoes and his anti-accident were stained with mud and earth. Probably a bricklayer. The
suio eyes pointed outside the window, into the street.
A look hard to forget.
Tired, defeated, waiting for something, someone.
With a warm kiss of fact, the sun greeted the city, the neighborhood and always that way that the man was watching, questioning, to get some kind of answer.
bit into the pizza listlessly, without hope, in a slow, dusty.
Of the boys came noisily and broke the ignoble harmony of the moment.
He pretended to nothing.
not consider any.
In his world there was only one Pizzotti.

E @

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

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Stage? Better volunteering ... Administered

Last night, watching Reservoir Dogs, I came the inspiration for this new post. I do not watch much television. I limit myself to a few carefully selected programs, three or four. Reservoir Dogs is one of them. Do not expect a particularly busy thinking about wear, politics, racism, fraud or other: it is not my goal and do I think this is the right place (or I am the person best suited to do so). Do not try to tear out blood from a turnip. Instead, as usual, I will speak of my beliefs, and how these may become increasingly inadequate. Faced with free stage I have always said: "I go to these conditions rather than as a volunteer ... paid to unpaid, at least do something I believe without enriching the companies. " For a change I was wrong. Last night thanks I found the Hyenas c he volunteers a refund (in the case of 40 € per day). Reason: you can not expect the kids to pass the day free to do fundraising. The reality has given a new thrust of my few certainties. We then officially announced that from today I will not look any more offers of work (from good graduate work I can not even aspire to dream), I will keep to the contrary, ears outstretched trying to pick up any signal in the course of research volunteers. I do not expect to earn € 4500 per month as the "volunteers" unmasked in TV service, do not have enough hair on my stomach. But surely I can aspire to a higher salary of many stages: on the other hand, it is impossible not easily overcome the threshold of € 0 ...

Friday, April 6, 2007

What Is A Black Pearl Worth



Today I feel administered. I know, it's not like getting up in the morning, dazed and sweaty after an unexpected sex, nervous or simply out of place. A little 'cold water, remove the dough to take taste of the captain's mouth, a clean pair of pants and jacket bought in good balance is more than enough to soak up those feelings. But not today, today they are given and my body is found thrilled, blown away by euphoria paradoxical that still fails to manifest itself in all its depressing reality. But I'll never fuck? A medicine? A suppository, such as that from small Zeppelin, the complicity of the aircraft sounding name, we thought we would fly? No, today I start my work in a bookstore. To be administered, in fact. So I suppose the agency said the interim, the Vaseline smile permanently inside the happy hour. "Your satisfaction is our best reward!" Where have I heard this phrase? Certainly it does not make me more comfortable. Certainly, abandonment for two weeks any extension the gorgeous world of unemployment, promptly grabbed after graduating in letterechetantononcicombininulla. Come on, who cares? At least, according to what I suggested the homunculus, a graduate in humanities can only find in the library's ideal medium. A lover of books, including books, prompter polite to customers carefully and scrupulously.

Behold, then, well-ironed shirt, pants and immaculate smile, ready for my first day of temp work at a shop in one of the largest publishers of our Radiant country. Hugs and kisses, we begin to ease, cash, stock, stock, cash, stock, warehouse, warehouse ... The days, weeks, there's the long-awaited extension. Via the shirt visible, the bright red uniform of order, with labels in a conspicuous place else then the director is angry. Something back ... I do not graduate, letters, books, contact with the public, humanities ... And while I only ever see the warehouse, plus a parade of acrobats and lackeys in the wake of a window dresser, a homosexual who claims to have the books by color. Bright colors, eh, now I'm mad! Customers there are way more and they find in Dostoevsky Gardening swearing that he saw Sandrone Dazieri doubtful wandering between fiction for children and other administration ... I humbly seek to assert our reasons for human ends, books including books, but the result of high-class boutique has now taken center stage. That you people are you doing here? Behind open boxes, and give yourself a move! The given does not fully understand their role and in the grip of a total identity crisis (but I was not supposed to? It seems to me much about being a jerk, now ...) it is expected, very serious mistake, mister with Vaseline, most unctuous and condescending than ever. "But never mind, this job is tailor-made for her, see, that things will improve dramatically." But things do not improve, and Mr. Tape is laughing with Miss Cutter, my inseparable colleague. I turn and given a degree in philosophy, poor fellow, is lost behind the shelves, gobbled up by a huge box. I do not find themselves more ...

Meanwhile, Mr Happy Hour has done a nice round of phone calls with the management staff of the publisher. In a given sector 7G showed signs of impatience with the tasks assigned. "You see, dear, high balls are sincerely concerned for your incipient depression. It is the climate of the company, the love that we try every day to spread a turnover shots, smiles and colors. Get well administered, so the end of the extension trecentotrentaseiesima we still joyfully extended. "What do I do? For the remaining weeks of the contract leaving the last shred of dignity and I start totally at the service of the company, so immersed in Lavorodellamiavita to go out with the evening and Adhesive Tape Cutter, now drinking buddies and anecdotal sad. Useless. The Big Boss has been forever branded the rebel administered and the extension does not come. Reason? For months I have behaved badly with clients, I never smile (but if I miss a paralysis that Renato Balestra ...) and I carefully made my cocks. And I thought I wanted to hunt for mild complaints about the job is not stipulated in the contract! You fool! No, I hunt for a hologram must have committed these atrocities in my absence ... I'm leaving, no longer administered. Ah, someone has given me a rectal foreign body burns ... ...

Thursday, April 5, 2007

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University.

just got to the station, I immediately struck the incredible stench of piss.
People, gray, was expelled from the trucks, gray, and laid in this city, more gray.
not really miss the beginning of class.
Better raise your heels and out of the gate of the bicycle storage.
are outside the free zone.
I am in the city. An oriental woman gives
stomach on the sidewalk in the border and is supported by what is, perhaps, would be his companion.
A welcoming committee of exception, no doubt about it, I thought to myself.
at a good pace I walked to the university, with determination imbracciai mp3 player and gave me a nice office with a healthy dose of music. From what I was wretched
pedestrian (and which still are), I faced the hyper-mega-maxi-crossing with great contempt of danger, with somersaults and pirouettes on the hoods of cars and trucks and motorcycles between spectacular pirouettes.
The road was monotonous, and straight to my destination. The only hints of color were the record shops and two nearby high school students: mostly boys assembled as best, posing as great lords in the mouth with blond hair and even a little face on the beard.
After the road and crossed the parquet, I come victoriously at the university, the temple of knowledge, the house of knowledge, the terraced house of education, the building of culture ...
ground floor. Utter desert. There is none. The classrooms are all on the upper floors.
And so I just have to enter the elevator and transported, elevated to a new form of knowledge. I imagine an almost ethereal atmosphere and idyllic separate students who discuss current affairs, history and contemporary literature, pretty girls about philosophy, art and politics ...
The elevator door opened. My
turbosogni were interrupted by a couple of shaves and they were talking about the "Big Brother".
A blow below the belt.
with dismay and disgust, I leave and I head for the sacred coin-operated machine that, thanks to mysterious alchemical processes, would then deliver coffee sorely desired.
Neanchei time to put hand to the door-coins that are caught by a tamarro. The degree of Ingell hair and the amount of brief exposure to the public understand that it was a "Tabbozzo grade 5.
Hey you, she says, want to buy an eyeball?
No, I do not think I can serve, I say with a certain uneasiness.
're eye, you may need them in the future, he is showing me a dirty flick boxcutter gelatine and blood. Then she goes to bother some other unsuspecting freshman like me.
Something that I definitely can not fail to note is the exceptional abundance of women. The corridor
it is full. You
horde that has made a real invasion.
And I'm alone, abandoned to my fate against this murderous tide.
of girls there are for all tastes.
Fighine, all drawn, as if they were going to dance in the most famous clubs of the Riviera.
Punk-rocker, but few present, praising to Sid Vicious. Their backpack is covered with a harlequin brooches and pins.
"normal", however, are remarkable for their simplicity, their elegance, the charm of their gaze, or the ease with which you put her hair behind her ear.
After this rush of hormones would start absolute time of the first lesson. All
classroom!
The room was full of frightened sheep. I try to make bolder knowledge, to identify and identify with the group.
I'm just a vague point in the pile.
all ask the same question: how will the prof?
Alto? Skinny? With bowler hat and monocle? With a green blazer? With the white shoes with blue polka dots? I pictured myself, imagining it with a robe, white, emanating its own light, his face sweating wisdom, with hands that fluttered in the air at high concepts to explain, his voice quiet but peremptory that he refreshed our minds hungry for knowledge. My
rinstupidimento was come to his senses from the entrance of the teacher in the flesh. A man
medium size, ripe, with black hair on his head exploded, but small eyes darting, shielded by thin glasses.
not have any but a green blazer jacket lanaccia leaden and her blue polka dot shoes are not real but fake leather brownish, chestnut type.
Gentlemen, welcome to the university, said in a voice baritonante. The style and composure are the same as the presenter of the international festival of military bands.
His papers are laid on the desk: books, folders and leaflets are on the table like a whale stranded on the shore.
This is for you the beginning of a long and difficult, you will be the future leaders, said gonfianfo the chest. The latter
sketched a statement puzzled smile. I'm in the "future leaders"? Well, I have some doubts about it.
Around me, many seem to my own opinion.
Some chewing gum, on the banks who made artistic "fool the reader, who winks at women, who are dedicated to aeronautics paper and those who, like me, writes cavolatelle (all really happened), without thinking too much about.
So began a new challenge.
will be interesting to have a real purpose.
will tackle challenging topics more exciting as the prospect of amenities or accidental processes of rock formation: I remember with great regret the times when I had to relate with things like the old days.
Now it differently: the study is now almost competitive. I approach new subjects that intrigue me, tickle me and give me a little push to go further, to move forward more and more the sign. I challenge myself, I look and see where I can get.
It is a thrill, a pinch, a shock, that is simply indescribable.

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Freedom of opinion rhymes with retaliation

Companies have the knife by the handle. This is nothing new. But they get to limit the freedom of opinion with the specter of retaliation is too much. Knows something about the Wild Bunch, that after giving space to a survey on working conditions within the 89 stores Feltrinelli, we have seen no clear explanations presentations of some publications of the publishing house, scheduled for April 4 and 10 in Milan to Rome. In short, if there is recourse to libel lawyers, if there is information you opt for other ways, too punitive.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

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Welcome to you, young Internet users. If, after long wanderings virtual've reached these shores at last, boy, let me tell you, do not you're having too good.
This is our first post. "Our" not for the pride that drives us to use a plural majestatis , but because two of us: two reporters that besides the passion for writing also share the hope that the work situation of our generation better soon. Yeah, because like you, like many other unfortunate people, we are suspended in limbo flexible that passes for the New World of Work, a world so mythologized that it has become almost impossible, new Eldorado of the times ours. Do not expect to find comfort from your friends abroad: it is a peculiarity of all Italian. You'll find that this is not a blog like everyone else, from his life: we open it with the intention to close it as soon as our hope will be realized, then as soon as possible. But in the meantime we offer a free space, open the vents and the reflections of all those who, like us, are tired to go on stage to stage, collaboration with others, but could not find any consistent or linear in their professional life; and, even worse, with no certainty for the future. A flower withered before bloom. If job insecurity is starving and disillusioning a generation, perhaps it is time for that generation, even with a smile, make her voice heard. If the job is not everything in life, let alone stage and unemployment ...