Two new categories for Stage Awards, the succession of donated discutubili internship offers from the network that would be hilarious if it were true.
Award "I do not want the moon mica, but the sun and stars" :
"the objective of the internship will be to conceive and create the website dedicated to Business TV solutions and communications services video media. Together with the candidate will be designed for communication and implementation of corporate website and the material information necessary to show the best platform. We intend to build content video and multimedia presentations to communicate the potential of the solution. The candidate will then design a solution for integrated communications conducted - a design concept - the content - the section of the website. We are looking for a junior designer with knowledge of the major software applications for the creation of a website and characterized by media. "
Reason: "for trying to tie an intern a job worthy of a senior, identifying the 'Goals' of the Stage (free) is not in the training of the candidate, but in the interest of the agency." With this in mind we decided to give this announcement the prize "gall."
And the last but not least (I imbalance, is my favorite) ...
Award "resistance to stress (even for reading the ad)" , "appearance is everything" , "so you do not pay" and "because the stage is beckoning you with training the carotene intake " :
services firm for communications, select no. A female intern. The resource will address the incoming mail sorting, filter calls that are received on site, alongside Hostess-Promoters responsible for the selection, contact human resources and contract management and customer, will play back-office tasks and active support in the management of large corporate events or otherwise. We require: strong dialectical skills, excellent organizational skills and excellent knowledge mastery PC, office suite, email, internet good susceptibility to interpersonal flexibility in working hours ability to work as a team appreciated the resistance to stress fluent English spoken and written at least high school diploma Drivers ages 20 - 25 years seriousness and confidentiality dynamic trluy . The internship will last from 3 to 6 months, with the possibility of recruitment, therefore question internship. There are no reimbursements. Please send Curriculum Vitae with pictures. The Curriculum without photos will not be taken into account.
Reason: "for having suggested to the candidate a free hell, where his nerves will be put to the test, to have contradicted any rules (however vague) on stage, they become learning not for the presence of a tutor who follows the student, but for the vague prospect of an assumption, for pointing out the photo, and then the appearance, as the basic requirement for the assessment of the candidate, even if it promises a use as a supermodel, had not even planned for a refund, for recommending to abstain when the wasters wasters do not respond to such offers, but they write them, for not even apologize to readers, and most importantly, the unemployed, for a such offer. "
The organization of the Stage Awards sincerely thanked the agency for such a pearl, and took leave of his audience waiting to find other items of the same caliber. The hope is therefore not to create new editions soon.
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